I died

I died

I died

I went to Heaven

I climbed up

A long stairway

A stairway of clouds

Tottering

I continued to climb

Wobbling

Finally I reached the gates of Heaven

Come to the paradise of Heaven once

Where alcohol tastes great and the ladies are pretty

I died because of

Drunk driving...

I died

I died

I died

I went to Heaven

I died

I died

I died

I went to Heaven

But in Heaven

Scary God

Takes away my alcohol

And always yells

"Hey you, don't you think that Heaven is something to take that lightly. Take it seriously"

Come to the paradise of Heaven once

Where alcohol tastes great and the ladies are pretty

I would drink alcohol

Every day

But I had forgotten

About God

"Hey you, Still doing that same stuff ? Get out of here"

Just like that

I was thrown out from Heaven

I descended

The stairway of clouds

I descended

The long stairway

Missing some of the steps...

When I opened my eyes

I was right in the middle of a field

I came back to life

I came back to life