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my 3 β€œReview” posts

zootopia 2

This movie should have been called Hisstopia because of how bad and about snakes it is.

I remember liking the first one as an effective buddy cop conspiracy with a lot of worldbuilding. This one's a complete rehash, but the main character's emotional progress has been inexplicably resetπŸ‡ which makes it feel somehow both painful and pointless to see her treat her best friend like shit for another entire movie (the main violation is that she consistently disregards his opinions and ignores his requests)

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superman (2025)

i saw superman yesterday. the plot is that lex luthor is up to no good.

(there will be uncensored spoilers throughout the rest of this thing.)

the film has a lot of funny movie logic, but basically does what it needs to do. i liked how perfunctorily the monsters of the week were treated, the excessive number of times superman stops what he's doing to stop something from falling on someone1, and lex luthor's technique of beating superman by micromanaging bizarro from a mission control center with a walkie talkie.

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