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zootopia 2

This movie should have been called Hisstopia because of how bad and about snakes it is.

I remember liking the first one as an effective buddy cop conspiracy with a lot of worldbuilding. This one's a complete rehash, but the main character's emotional progress has been inexplicably reset🐇 which makes it feel somehow both painful and pointless to see her treat her best friend like shit for another entire movie (the main violation is that she consistently disregards his opinions and ignores his requests)

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future future future

squidward from spongebob lying on the floor saying 'future' repeatedly from the episode 'SB-129'

One of my friends just sent me a voice note making a couple of points:

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mood swings is a really strange song

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Chorus

Shorty a lil' baddie (She a lil' baddie)

Shorty my lil' boo thing (Boo thing)

And shorty got the fatty

Shorty be catching mood swings

Every time I fuck without a rubber

I nutted on the covers

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empty brain

No matter how hard they try, brain scientists and cognitive psychologists will never find a copy of Beethoven’s 5th Symphony in the brain – or copies of words, pictures, grammatical rules or any other kinds of environmental stimuli. The human brain isn’t really empty, of course. But it does not contain most of the things people think it does – not even simple things such as ‘memories’.

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treasure island

There's a good version on Standard Ebooks. Greg Wagland's rendition is also great.👂

For thirty years, I've sailed the seas and seen good and bad, better and worse, fair weather and foul, provisions running out, knives going, and what not. Well, now I tell you, I never seen good come o' goodness yet. Him as strikes first is my fancy; dead men don't bite; them's my views—amen, so be it.

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why i'm vegan

A friend just asked me this. Might as well write it down.

I stopped eating meat when I was 17 because my girlfriend at the time was vegetarian, and I knew that it was one of the remaining ways I could significantly lower my carbon footprint.

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making a grainy spotlight effect with CSS

I first saw this on Hakushi Hasegawa's website1 and after a little digging around in the source, saw that it was implemented with a shader and three.js

But I had a hunch that it might be possible with CSS blending modes. Not because I fully understood them, but just because it seemed like the sort of thing they're made for.

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phones are about to get more useful

Two years ago, a colleague asked me "concretely, what's a way in which you think AI is going to change the world?"

I said: the way we relate to and use software. We will stop writing or installing it.1 We'll instead have an AIs that dynamically write our programs for us.

Two years later, I'm feeling even more confident about this. Claude Code and Codex are the worst they'll ever be, and they're already one-shotting simple webapps.

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pretentiousness

this isn't merriam-webster, but i reckon it's when you're motivated by something other than what you should be.

say you come out of the cinema with your friends and you start raving about how many of the shots were inspired by some french new wave guy.

maybe you're authentically stoked about the cinematography (the pretense), but maybe you mostly just want to sound smart about movies because of how it affects your status in the group.

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automation

More Perfect Union released a video on automated truck drivers (which are now on the roads in Texas.)

They argue:

  1. The "driver shortage" framing is industry spin on the fact that employers are deliberately underpaying workers to increase churn and keep the average pay grade low.
  2. Automation will lead to further degradation of the trucking career that has allowed many men to earn a decent wage and quality of life. The consequences of this will be dire.

Is automation necessarily anti-labour? Is it possible to automate jobs while protecting the people who do them?

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