this isn't merriam-webster, but i reckon it's when you're motivated by
something other than what you should be.
say you come out of the cinema with your friends and you start raving about
how many of the shots were inspired by some french new wave guy.
maybe you're authentically stoked about the cinematography (the pretense),
but maybe you mostly just want to sound smart about movies because of how it
affects your status in the group.
i'm talking that toy block, developing sense of agency shit.
i challenge you to roll three sixes for no reason.
In 2019, a large chandelier was installed underneath Granville Street
Bridge, to aesthetically enhance the area. It was controversial
at the time - a symbol of what's wrong with luxury condo development.1
I used to work near Granville Island, so when I visited Vancouver in
early 2025, I wanted to walk around my old stomping grounds and pay the
chandelier a visit.
I walked to where I remembered it being installed, and discovered it had
been removed, presumably for maintenance reasons. Disappointed, I went
home and lamented to my sister.
Keep reading →smerching is when you're looking for an emoji.
usually we smerch because we can't remember which drawer the emoji we're
looking for is stored in (is 💦 nature or human?), but sometimes also
because we're not quite sure which pictogram best conveys the tone of what
we're trying to express, and even less frequently because the emoji picker
we're using isn't on the latest unicode version and isn't showing 🫨 even
though we swear we've looked everywhere.
Keep reading →"museum of thirst"
ostensibly an exhibit about the history of water and plumbing. it takes an
hour to walk through. there are salted snacks at the start. heaters are turned
up high. there are water fountains and vending machines throughout, but
they're all out of order. there's a stationary bike that powers a water pump,
but no matter how hard you pedal you're always just a bit short of getting
water. thirst-generating pictures everywhere of sweating glasses of icy water,
etc.
Keep reading →